you'll die trying to live this down

we're caught between iraq and a hard place
February 18, 2003 / 9:07 am

from last night -> for some reason diaryland isnt responding. you know who IS responding, though? the mother fucking snow god. or goddess, whatever. actually, aside from the fact that nothing is open (they closed the MALL) i dont mind it much. we have this incredibly long driveway. so my father spent most of the day shoveling us out. i spend most of the day watching usa's president's day movie marathon...although i shoveled a little. needless to say, we got the day off from school. im hoping we dont have to make it up because my town declared a snow emergency, and someone told me that means we dont have to make them up. but this is also the person who thought you could burn actual movie dvds with those dvd burners. the mean kathy-the-janitor-esque lady in circuit city said you couldnt. that's okay though, ive found a better way to waste my money! automatic locks fer the car.

woo i got the ghost world dvd finally!

and from today -> and as i woke up at 7:30 to get ready for school, i checked the tv just to make sure we still had a 2 hour delay. so here i am on yet another cancellation. dr. phil was on dave last night! it was so exciting, i have some 'dr. phil's words of wisdom' in the show's honor.

“I wanna be miss america!”

“one year from now, you’re gonna weigh either more or less than you do right now.”

“I’m offering you sex!”

“you’re not a good person.”

“Quit interrupting!”

“Daddy loves you.”

“Ive had a bisectomy. And ive had it reversed!”

“You cant fire me, I quit!”

“yeah, whatever”

“you’re fat, stupid, and a pig”

“you don’t want to be here, trust me.”

thanks, dr. phil.

So much stays unknown till the time you are strong

Did you imagine you could ever feel so strong

And all your pain just turns into relief

All your doubt becomes your own belief

Though tears don't come to cry some grief away

The years will help to keep your need at bay

So come on now, come on now, child.

You're here just a while.

Come on now, come on now, child.

You're here just a while

i want to hate you half as much || as i hate myself